Welcome to my "treasures or trash?" page. I have been canvassing for items to include on this page and you can see the results below! All those British visitors will be well aware of the BBC2 television program entitled "Room 101". This is your opportunity to consign to the trash bin all those things that irritate or annoy you. I will happily pass judgment on anything submitted and publish it on this page.
A Song for Murder?
You might have heard of the more usual "Song for Europe" but
here we offer you a new and unique service "A
song for murder"!
Email us with details of any song you would like to see "murdered" together with a midi file of said offending song, words and reasons and we will do our level best to "murder" it for you. The result will be placed below for everyone to download.............if they dare.......!
So far the comments have been most encouraging. Our efforts have been described by one customer as "exquisite agony" and a nephew who was unfortunate enough to hear one song told his brother (to whom it was sent for perusal) that the song was "getting on his nerves!" What a fine way to annoy those you hate too! (brotherly love being what it is!) With no further a do here they are.............
THE most hated school lesson!
Practising piano scales has been submitted by a now ex-piano pupil of Andrew's, David. Whilst David is now no longer tortured by such things we include a java applet below for all budding pianists to practice their skills :-)
An ex-piano pupil of Andrew's and ex-head chorister of Holy Trinity Choir, Coventry has asked me to consider his very reasonable choice "Mathematics lessons" to be included as a piece of questionable treasure. I have to agree with David on this matter. Agreed David.........after all..........is life REALLY dependent on such equations as "pythagorus squared" and other equations of torment offered to our long suffering school children and students. I may, time permitting, add a mathematical torment puzzle here specially for David and all those out there who love maths with equal fervour (unfortunately I was hopeless at maths so don't hold your breath!)